人物：Tom，Jack 和 forune teller！
镜头一:
Jack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？
Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller.
Jack：Are you sure?
Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone.
Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm?
Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm?
Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny.
镜头二:
(They pass through the sidewalk and walk to the fortune teller)
这个时候，Tom马上变换角色,去扮演算命师傅.对白精彩在这了.
Jack: Hi, my name is Jacke? Would you please read my palm?
Fortune teller: Yes,welcome to here. Sit down please. Give me your left hand.
Jack:But.I had a bad car accident last year.I lost my left arm. Nowadays , I do everything with my right hand. Life with one arm is very difficult.
Fortune teller: Are you kidding me?
Jack: No. I am serious. I hope you guess what I want to know.
Fortune teller: Now,please give your right hand. Let me see…..You must be between jobs. Your wish is to become a millionaire. But You do not know what to do.Let me tell you.
Jack:You are wrong. I am not poor. Though I am not a
million, I have a company, a flat,a car and 80,000 dollars.
Fortune teller: Oh, I know. Your girlfriend must have left you. You have lots of shortcomings. Maybe you don’t make the bed. Maybe you don’t clean the dishes. Maybe you are always in a bad mood. You must be as stubborn as a mule. If I were you, I would make a apology to her at first.
Jack: No,many girls like me. I have you guess the last chance.If you are wrong again, I won’t pay you money.
Fortune teller:You are up to monkey business.If I knew it, I would not read your palm.
Jack: You are right. You guess the answer is right.But it was too late.I hope you guess if I can pay you money.
A teacher said to her class:
"Who was the first man?"
“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.
"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"
"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."
有个老师问班上的学生：
“谁是第一个男人？”
“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”
“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”
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