一个人可以演的有趣英语小故事

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.
"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."
一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。
“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．

“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

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回答
No Ordinary Blanket

This is my blanket.
My blanket is not just an ordinary blanket.
My blanket can change into different things.
If I tie it around my neck,
my blanket can change into a cape.
“I am Superman!”
If I drape it between two chairs,
my blanket can change into a fort.
“I am the captain of my fort!”
If I put it over my head,
my blanket can change into a ghost.
“Boo! I am scary!”
If I tie up the corners,
my blanket can change into a bag.
“Now, I can carry my toys!”
If I spread it out on the table,
my blanket can change into a tablecloth.
“Let’s eat!”
If I roll it up, my blanket can change into a pillow.
“Let me show you how I rest my head!”
See, I told you this blanket is no ordinary blanket.
But, best of all,
my blanket can make me warm if it covers me.
I like my blanket!

译文：
不普通的毯子

这个是我的毯子。
我的毯子不仅仅是一张普通的毯子。
我的毯子能变成不同的东西。
如果我把它系在我的脖子上，
我的毯子能变成一个斗蓬。
“我是超人！”
如果我把它搭在两张椅子之间，
我的毯子能变成一个堡垒。
“我是这座堡垒的首领！”
如果我把它放在我的头上，
我的毯子能变成一个幽灵。
“嘘！我是令人害怕的！”
如果我把角系起来，
我的毯子能变成一个袋子。
“现在，我能搬运我的玩具！”
如果我把它在桌子上铺开，
我的毯子能变成一张桌布。
“让我们吃！”
如果我把它卷起来，我的毯子能变成一个枕头。
“让我给你演示我如何使我的脑袋休息！”
看，我告诉过你这张毯子不是普通的毯子。
但是，最好的是，
如果毯子盖着我，它能使我感到暖和。
我喜欢我的毯子。

龟兔赛跑，可以的