Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see… I know how to fence and you don’t… Or I have class and you don’t. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!
Hallie: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!
Annie as Hallie: I know what mystery my father sees in you.
Meredith Blake: You do?
Annie as Hallie: You’re young, beautiful, sexy, and hey the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on more then just sex.
Annie: That girl is, without a doubt, the most horrible creature that ever walked the face of this planet!
Hallie: [watching from outside] Thank you, thank you very much.
Annie: [Hallie just finished cutting Annie’s hair to look like hers] This is so scary.
Hallie: Honey you never looked better.
Grandpa Charles James: [Annie smells him] What are you doing?
Hallie as Annie: Making a memory! Years from now when I’m all grown up I’ll always remember my grandfather and how he always smelled of
[smells him again]
Hallie as Annie: peppermint and pipe tobacco.
Hallie as Annie: [crying, seeing her mother for the first time] I’m sorry, it’s just I’ve missed you so much.
Elizabeth James: I know, it seems like it’s been forever.
Hallie as Annie: You have no idea.
Annie as Hallie: [after a discussion about how Annie as Hallie seems different to Chessy] Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that’s all.
Chessy, the Parker’s Maid: OK, boy if I didn’t know any better I’d say it’s almost like you were… forget it, it’s impossible.
Annie as Hallie: Almost if I were who, Chessy?
Chessy, the Parker’s Maid: Nobody, nobody, forget I mentioned it.
Annie as Hallie: Almost if I were, Annie?
Chessy, the Parker’s Maid: You know about Annie?
Annie as Hallie: I am Annie.
Elizabeth James: [after Hallie as Annie reveals the truth] You’re not Annie?
Hallie as Annie: That would be correct.
Elizabeth James: You’re Hallie?
Hallie as Annie: I am. Annie and I met at the camp and, and we decided to switch places. I’m sorry, but I’ve never seen you and I’ve dreamt of meeting you my whole life and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad so, so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you’re not mad because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.
Elizabeth James: Oh darling, I’ve loved you your whole life.
Martin, the James’ Butler: [sobbing] I’ve never been so happy in my entire life.
Hallie as Annie: His and hers kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
Elizabeth James: I agree, it totally sucks.
Annie: [Hallie is getting ready to cut Annie’s hair] Don’t shut YOUR eyes!
Hallie: Sorry, I’m just a little nervous!
Annie: YOU’RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!
[last lines]
Hallie: We actually did it!
Hallie: [playing poker with Annie at camp] I’ll tell you what. I’ll make you a little deal. Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
Annie: Excellent.
Hallie: Butt naked.
Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping Parker. Straight, in diamonds.
Hallie: You’re good James, but, you’re just not good enough. In your honor, a royal flush.
Meredith Blake: You know, the way your father described you, I expected a little girl, but you are so grown-up.
Annie as Hallie: I’ll be twelve soon. How old are you?
Meredith Blake: Twenty-six.
Annie as Hallie: Only fifteen years older than me! How old are you again, Dad?
Nick Parker: Wow, suddenly you’re so interested in math!
Annie: Any of your pictures ruined?
Hallie: Only the beautiful Leo DiCaprio…
Annie: Who?
Hallie: You’ve never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? How far away is London anyway?
Meredith Blake: The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It’s me, or them. Take your pick.
Nick Parker: Them.
Meredith Blake: What?
Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?
Nick Parker: [hiking] I’m going to take the lead. You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: [looks at the girls] Sure you’ll help me. Right over a cliff you’ll help me…
Hallie: [whispering to Annie] That’s actually not a bad idea.
Annie: Yeah, see any cliffs?
Marva Kulp, Sr.: Excuse me, girls. I just got to have a sculp of these gorgeous strawberries. Would you care for some dear?
Hallie: Oh, no thanks, can’t. I’m allergic.
Marva Kulp, Sr.: Oh, that’s too bad. How about you, dear, strawberries?
Annie: Oh sorry I wish I could, but I can’t, I’m allergic.
Marva Kulp, Sr.: Yes, you just told me that over here. How’d you get over there? Well, first day at camp you’ll have to excuse the old girl.
[Annie walks away]
Marva Kulp, Sr.: At least I’m not putting salt in the sugar shakers. Well, actually sugar in the salt shakers, but… now where did she get off to?
Annie: Need a hand, Mer?
Meredith Blake: Not from you, thank you. Don’t think I can see pass those angelic faces. One more trick from you two, and I promise you, I’ll promise you I’ll make your lives miserable from the day I say “I do.” Got it?
Hallie: Got it, Cruella.
Meredith Blake: What did you call me?
Hallie: Nothing. Nothing. Not a thing, Cruella. Oh, by the way, Mer. I think I see something on your head.
[the lizard is on her head]
Nick Parker: You know, I may never be alone with you again. So about that day you packed, why’d you do it?
Elizabeth James: Oh, Nick. We were so young. We both had tempers, we said stupid things so I packed. Got on my very first 747, and you didn’t come after me.
Nick Parker: I didn’t know that you wanted me to.
Elizabeth James: Well, that really doesn’t matter anymore. So, let’s put on a good face for the girls and get the show on the road, huh?
Nick Parker: Yeah, sure. Let’s get the show on the road.
Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
Richard, Meredith’s Assistant: Oof, Ice Woman!
Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe!
Nick Parker: [after explaining to Elizabeth why they returned early from the camping trip] So, where’s Chessie? I’m starving.
Elizabeth James: Well, she and Martin went off to a picnic around noon. Yesterday.
Nick Parker: [Impersonating Cary Grant] Really. Who would have thought. My nanny, your butler.
Annie: [after Hallie surprises Elizabeth and Annie by arriving in London and showing up at their home before Elizabeth and Annie do] What are you doing here?
Hallie: It took us abound 30 seconds after you guys left for us to realize we didn’t want to lose you two again.
Elizabeth James: We?
Nick Parker: [walking in from another room] We. I made the mistake of not coming after you once, Lizzie. I’m not going to do that again no matter how brave you are.
Elizabeth James: And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms and cry hysterically. And say we’ll just figure this whole thing out. A bi-continental relationship with our daughters being raised here and there. And. And, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together. And. And. C’mon Nick what do you expect? To live happily ever after?
Nick Parker: Yes. To all of the above. Except you don’t have to cry hysterically.
Elizabeth James: [With tears in her eyes] Oh, yes I do.
[he kisses her]
Nick Parker: You know, sometime if we’re ever really alone maybe we could talk about what happened between us. You know it’s all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast.
Elizabeth James: It started so fast.
Nick Parker: Well, that part I remember perfectly.
Elizabeth James: [after the limo pulls up to the end of an empty pier and everyone gets out] Where are we?
Nick Parker: This is where we’re eating?
Hallie: [Pointing to a 100+ foot yacht] No. Actually that’s where we’re eating.
Annie: She’s ours for the night.
Nick Parker: Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?
Annie: Well, we pooled our allowances.
Nick Parker: Yeah. Right. Annie?
Annie: Okay. Grandfather chipped in a bit.
Elizabeth James: Annie!
Annie: Okay. He chipped in a lot.
Hallie as Annie: Seeing all these wedding dresses, doesn’t it make you think about the “f” word?
Elizabeth James: The “f” word?
Hallie as Annie: My father!
Elizabeth James: [Hallie, as Annie, is underneath Elizabeth’s covers struggling to tell her about the switch] Annie!
Hallie as Annie: That’s where I have to go! I have to go see Annie!
Elizabeth James: Oh,I see, and where might Annie be?
Hallie as Annie: In Napa, with her father Nick Parker.
Annie: [Elizabeth and Hallie have arrived at the hotel to meet Nick and Elizabeth is drunk and Annie see her] She’s drunk! She’s never had more than one glass of wine her entire life and she chooses today to show up totally zonked!
Elizabeth James: [walking down the hall in the hotel] Hallie Parker!
[both girls exit from rooms across the hall from each other]
Elizabeth James: Oh, don’t do this to me. I’m already seeing double.
Hallie: Oh my god!
Annie: What?
Hallie: I have pierced ears.
Annie: No, no and no. Not happening. Sorry, wrong number. I won’t. I refuse.
Hallie: Then cutting your hair was a total waste. I mean, I got to camo with pierced ears and come home without them. Come on, get real.
Nick Parker: I told Hallie.
Meredith Blake: You did? And?
Nick Parker: She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn’t even know she spoke French.
Hallie: [takes out a box of Oreo] Want one?
Annie: Oh, sure. I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with… I eat with peanut butter.
Hallie: You do? That is so weird.
[takes out a jar of peanut butter]
Hallie: So do I.
Annie: You’re kidding? Most people find that totally disgusting.
Hallie: I know. I don’t get it.
Annie: Me either.
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解压后是srt文件，用记事本打开，就是中英文台词了。
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好象只找到这一句
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你有一个妈妈，我有一个爸爸
你妈妈就是我妈妈，我爸爸就是你爸爸
you have a mom ,i have a dad
you're mother is my mother ,my father is you father
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