求各位大神们把以下文章改编成英语剧本，急用啊！

I beg you, don't open the joke [in Spain] card "Sierra as usual the robber robbery, Carlo" Paliyakenuomeng face, a machine guns and burst into a restaurant. The restaurant is full of customers, are some rich people, all dressed up with be bursting with happiness. They are no adventure and aggressive person, without weapons, it is the ideal object of robbery. Carol "Paliyakenuo hand gun, kicked the door open. "Raise your hands!" Carol "Paliyakenuo voice, when the bandit leader, unlike others, shout out is not down, and no thunderous
Volume. His voice is timid, deep and thin. Only a few people can hear. The band continued to play a "third person" the hate cannot sing foxtrot. The waiter shuttle between the table, busy closing to open the bottle,
A smile on his face. The restaurant manager bow and scrape,
Please every new customer to be seated. Carol "Paliyakenuo felt in the face mask. The world is really unheard of: "they ignore me?" He thought,
"This group of silly, don't see me with a gun?" So, Carol "Paliyakenuo make lean and shouted:" hands up!" There are a few people finally turned from the dimension of Luo's chest away, turned to look Paliyakenuo Carol ". "More natural and unrestrained bandits!" Someone said, "it's a really good guy."!" Carol "Paliyakenuo felt very emotional, is really angry and surprised. "Raise your hands! I've said it. Didn't you find out that I was robbed? Don't understand this is robbery? Not to put up my hands, I'm gonna shoot! Fuck it!" Let out a laugh from the table: "what a cute guy! Hello, rob the thief. Have a drink with us. Waiter, waiter, bring this gentleman a glass of champagne!" Carol "Paliyakenuo stamped on the ground.
"Listen, don't be joking with me, put your hands up!" The gentleman gave a loud laugh, and a few blocks away. "Come on, young man, calm and quiet, without having to pretend to be!" "What's that like that. I am here to rob you, you know? I have a gun in my hand, and you are not afraid, not the wallet,
Jewelry on the table, but laugh, take me as a joke. You, sir, don't take it seriously, but instead
Fun?" The band played the "third people", and began playing "who is afraid of the wolf," the song. Carol "Paliyakenuo thirsty:
"Raise your hand, feed, and raise your hands!" "No, young man, I don't put up my hands.". I don't like the things that people do." Laughter, and so the mountain to the storm, from a table to another table. Several patrons standing up, up around the Carlo "Paliyakenuo, dancing hand in hand, as if a group of Indians turn a white dancing. Carol "Paliyakenuo trying to cheer up, said:" good! Let's wait and see, you really can't lift their hands?" Everyone laughs bend forward and backward. Ladies said, this is simply a baby jiezei. More and more people dance around him. Carol "Paliyakenuo found himself already depressed mood more depressed. "Is that all right?" He said helplessly, with a little tenderness in the pitch, "he gave me the glass of champagne, and I was dying of thirst!" The restaurant will all be in ecstasies over, one's face glowing with health. Feel satisfied with the play that has just been sudden. "This restaurant boss," have guts, pretend to know the ropes look said, "is simply the devil, Kui he thought the idea!"
Carol "Paliyakenuo sat down in the chair, swallowed the cup of champagne. He on the table in front of the vase, goblet, fan, and resting on them next to the machine gun, constitute the a picture with an interesting still life drawing. The police came in, "Paliyakenuodai handcuffs to carol. When two police escorted the Carlo "Paliyakenuo walked out of the restaurant, Carlo" Paliyakenuo eyes, faint still reveals the pleading eyes: I beg you, don't open joke!

又来一个没有问题的问题，到底是题主的错还是zhidao的错

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