TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
这是个冷笑话，
Student:I don't think I deserve an absolute zero.
Prefessor:Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
学生：我认为我不该得零分。
老师：我也这么觉得，但只是允许我打的最低分数。
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