我想要一个英文笑话（funny story）大概150-200字的 最好就有中英对照

One day, two old women were talking in the stadium. Later, they felt very hot and took the clothes off and run. Two old men saw them passed through. One said:" Did you see two people?" "Yes." "What are they wearing?" "I don't know. But one thing is sure. That is they need ironing."

一天，两个老女人在体育场里聊天。然后她们觉得很热，就把衣服脱了，然后跑起来。两个老男人看见她们跑过。其中一个男的说：“你看见两个人了吗？”“看见了。”“她们穿了什么？”“我不知道。但是有一件事可以肯定。那就是它们（两个女人的衣服）需要烫一下了。”

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？”

两个外国人在吵架，仔细一听，是这样的
A:Why no?
B:No why no.
A:Why no why no?
B:No why no why no.
A:Why no why no why no?
B:NO why no why no why no.
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有的呢，我有你想要的，而且非常的好用，我看看我个人介绍，，里面应有尽有哦