远 离 网 吧Keep Away From the Net
编剧:蔡奕新
场景:1、中午,一间网吧内乌烟瘴气,几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。文章来源:http://www.coffbar.com,小品剧本,演艺知识
2、教室里摆着一张讲台,几张桌椅,一块活动黑板。快放学了,老师正在讲评考卷,同学们在订正。
剧中人物:Tom,boss,Ms.Wu,studentA\B\C…
道具:几张桌椅,几台“电脑”,一张讲台,一块活动黑板。
第一幕:(场景一)
一间网吧里,乌烟瘴气,Tom(揉着眼,咳嗽着)坐在游戏机前全神贯注地玩着游戏,游戏机传出游戏激烈的声音。
Tom:(手指在键盘上跳跃,两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说)Oh,yeah! I win! I’m the winner!
Boss:(翘着脚坐在一旁。)Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.
Tom:(边咳嗽,边揉揉眼睛,作疲劳状,顾不上回答。)Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I’ll win this game.
Boss:Oh no. Unless you pay me more money.
Tom:OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I’ll pay you the money. (继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。)
Tom:(特别兴奋的样子,跳起对着老板兴奋地说)Oh,yeah. I’ve passed this game! I made it.
Boss:Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don’t forget to pay me my money.
Tom:(边拿起书包背上,边走,边问老板。)How much is it?
Boss:Not too much, just twenty yuan!
Tom:(作惊讶状)What? Twenty yuan! I don’t have so much money.文章来源:http://www.coffbar.com,小品剧本,演艺知识
Boss:What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? (气愤、拍桌子)
Tom:(茫然)Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it?
Boss:Of course. It’s half past two now. You know?
Tom:(不知所措的样子)Ah, I’ll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time?
Boss:Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don’t say too much, take out your money quickly.(伸手要钱,抓住Tom的衣领。)
Tom:Sorry,I really haven’t any money now. Look.(作无奈、可怜状,掏出口袋证明没钱。)
Boss:(抓住Tom衣领,愤怒地说)You little kid, How dare you owe me the money. I’ll hit you.(Boss抡起大拳向Tom打去,Tom痛苦地哭喊哎呀、哎哟。)
Tom:(哀求地说)Don’t hit me, please.
Boss:(抢下Tom的书包,恶狠狠地说)OK,leave your schoolbag here. Until you pay me the money.
Tom:(抓着书包的一角,哀求地说)Please return me my bag. I must go to school. I can’t have my class without books.
Boss:(不耐烦地说)No more excuses, go out. Otherwise, I’ll tell your parents all about it.
Tom:(害怕地说)Oh, no. Please don’t tell them.(Tom只好哭着,手揉着通红的眼睛,疲惫、悲伤地走出游戏机室。)第一幕完。
第二幕:(场景二)
教室里,老师在讲评考卷,Tom疲惫地趴在课桌上睡着了。这时放学的铃声响了,师生告别时Tom被惊醒。Students纷纷收拾书包,老师叫住Tom…(其他同学聚在一边讨论考卷,时而看看这边。)
Ms.Wu:Hi,Tom. What’s wrong with you? You looks sad today.
Tom:Sorry,Ms.Wu. I’m very tired. I’ve got a little cold.
Ms.Wu:(关心地说)It seems that you have something in your mind. I was worried about you.
Tom:(低着头说)I’m well. Thank you, Ms. Wu.
Ms.Wu:(看到桌子上没书。)Where are your books?
Tom:(慌慌张张、支支唔唔地回答。)I forgot to take them.
Ms.Wu:(进一步关切地询问)Why? Is anything wrong with you these days? Can you tell me?
Tom:(慌张地说)Oh,no,no…
Ms.Wu:(从文件夹中拿出考卷)Look, this is your paper. I can’t believe this is your mark.
Tom:(大吃一惊,愣住,痴痴地说)Oh, Is this my paper?
StudentA:(站起来说)Ms. Wu, Tom has been to the net at noon.
StudentB:(争着说)He usually goes there recently.
StudentC:And he doesn’t usually finish his homeworks.
Ms.Wu:(语重心长地说)Oh,I see.(抚摸着Tom的头说)
Tom:(抽泣地说)I’m so sorry, Ms. Wu, I am wrong. I’ve cheated you.
Ms.Wu:(安慰地说)Little Tom, you’re a good boy. You’re clever, but you are confused by the computer games. Do you know the harm of playing the computer games?
StudentA:I know,it’ll make us sink into the net the whole day!
StudentB:(指着眼睛说)It is bad for our eyes!
StudentC:And it will affect our study!
Ms.Wu:Yes,you are right.(严肃地说)You must correct this weakness, Tom! And put all your heart in the study.
Tom:(欲言又止)Yes, but…but I’m afraid I can’t...I…
StudentABC:(大家围上来说)Tom, let’s help you.
Ms.Wu:Yes,we can help you!
Tom:(望着同学和老师感动地说)Thank you, thank you very much! You’re so kind!
StudentA:(从书包中拿出书)Tom, this is ,I think you’ll like it.
Tom:(接过书,感激地说)Thank you.
StudentB:(从书包中拿出磁带)This is my English CD-ROM, you can watch it every day. Here you are.
Tom:Thank you.文章来源:http://www.coffbar.com,小品剧本,演艺知识
StudentC:(拍拍Tom的肩膀)Tom, let’s play basketball together after school, OK?
Tom:OK!(Tom因感动而流泪。)
(这时老师和同学围绕在他身边。)
Ms.Wu:(既和蔼又严肃地说)Look,Tom. How kind our classmates are. Don’t go to the net again. Study hard! You can get good mark soon.
Tom:(坚决地说)OK, Ms.Wu, I won’t go there any more. I’ll study hard, I want to be a good boy.
Ms.Wu:(揽着同学们的肩膀)Yes! Let’s work hard together. And keep off the net. Let’s say to all the children…
Ms.Wu ,Tom, StudentABC:(齐声说)Let’s keep off the net together. Let’s be good children.
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