求英文的搞笑故事,大概200-250字左右,作者必须是有名的外国作家,而且最好是英国人( 됀▽`

2025-04-02 16:00:35
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-Mark Twain in a reception response to a reporter's question, said : "The United States Congress is some dog * - dependence. "He will press the case made public. Washington must Members Mark Twain published in a newspaper revelation, apologized. Mark Twain wrote such an announcement before : I speak on the banquet, said that some members of Congress are raising dogs mother, I thought think that statement is inappropriate, but not the facts. Thedeen reported statement, I say as follows : The United States Congress is not some mother custody of the dog. 2--Mark Twain once with a wife sitting, he said to her : "Do you really beautiful," Mrs. arrogant answer : "Unfortunately, I can not equally praising you. "Mark Twain do not mind at all and said laughingly :" Lady, If, like me telling lies there.
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