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1. The selection right of TV set channel is leaded by female.
2. The 2/3 of the income (both white and black) of male must be handed to female.
3. The male must undertake 3/4 of the housework automatically, while the female only take the rest.
4. The husband only allowed his wife laugh other than cry.

1.The television sovereignty is lead by women.
2.Two-thirds income of man (whether it is privately money or illegitimate income)should hand in woman.
3.Man should proactively undertake three-quarter household,the rest part will be woman's .
4.Man is only allow to entertain woman,forbid to make woman cry.