麻烦大家帮忙把这几句话翻译成英语,不要机器翻译哈,O(∩_∩)O谢谢啦

TV programs from the dominant sovereignty
The man 2/3 income ( black or white ) should be handed over to the woman
Bridegroom's side need to automatically assume married 3/4 household chores, the woman responsible for 1/4 of the housework
Just let the wife to smile more, don't let wife cry

1 The right to choose the TV channel is belong to the lady.
2 Two third of the man's income should be handed in to the lady.
3 The man should undertake three fourth of the home chore ,the lady should undertake one fourth of it.
4 Man can only let the lady laugh in stead of cry.

1 television programs from the leading man 2/3 sovereignty 2 income ( black or white ) should be handed over to the 3 bridegroom's side need to automatically assume married 3/4 household chores, the woman assume 1/4 of the housework 4 only let wife laugh more, don't let wife cry