谁能帮我用英语翻译这则故事，高悬赏

Can I borrow your mobile phone?
sorry, a cat took it.
Then where's the cat?
It crashed into a tree.
How's the tree?
Someone cut it down
So where's that person?
He fell into a ditch.
And the ditch?
It got blocked by water
What happened to the water?
It was dried by the wind.
And the wind?
It got blocked by a wall.
What about the wall?
It was pushed down by an idiot.
Then how's the idiot?
That idiot is you!

Story: "I lent you phone?"
"Give the cat got."
"The cat?"
"Hit a tree."
"The tree?"
"To cut off."
"The man?"
"Into the ditch (or pit)."
"The ditch?"
"Water is blocked."
"The water?"
"Blown dry."
"The wind?"
"Was a wall."
"That wall?"
"Be a fool down."
"Like a fool?"
"Are you!!!!!!"

希望能帮到你`^_^

怎么感觉像是个相声段子啊
翻译后 就没那种韵味了
楼主是想表演吗 最好换一个

Story: "I lent you phone?"
"Give the cat got."
"The cat?"
"Hit a tree."
"The tree?"
"To cut off."
"The man?"
"Into the ditch (or pit)."
"The ditch?"
"Water is blocked."
"The water?"
"Blown dry."
"The wind?"
"Was a wall."
"That wall?"
"Be a fool down."
"Like a fool?"
"Are you!!!!!!"