英语趣味问题翻译

因为追美女需要金钱和时间
For chasing a pretty girl requires money and your time,
而我们知道
and we all know that
金钱就是时间
time is money.
所以美女等于金钱的平方
Therefore, a pretty girl is money times money.
而我们又知道，
And we also know that
金钱是万恶之根
money is the original sin of the evil.
所以美女等于恶魔～‘
Therefore, a pretty girl is an evil~

^_^

We all know that to woo a beautiful girl calls for money and time,
and time is money.
So,beautiful girl is the square of money
And we also get it that money is the spring of all evils,so we can get that beautiful girl equals to evil

because it takes money to pursue a beauty;
but we know;
money equals to time;
so beauty equal to the square of money;
but we also know;
money is the spring of all evils;
so beauty equals to evil.

Make track for money and time of the beauty demand, but we know the money is time, so the beauty is equal to peculiarly square, but we know again, money is extremely evil root, so the beauty is equal to devil.